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Business MCP from $3,500 so a customer can finish from ChatGPT. One Lane at $3,500 for one repeating job. A web app security review at $2,400, written in 48 hours after access. A quoted website and an owned receptionist stay available when that is the leak.

Luxury studio desk with a conversion-first website on a cinematic monitor, walnut, brass, and golden-hour light
The front door
Pick the leak first
A front-desk hire: $45–60k/yr An answering service: $3–6k/yr, forever These: $3.5k–$14k MCP, $8k phone — you own it
Lead offer · quoted per project

Custom web development

Conversion-first sites and landing pages, scoped to the business. Grok can draft. The site still wins the stranger. Contact us for a quote; there is no fixed package checkout.

Luxury studio desk with a conversion-first website on a cinematic monitor, walnut, brass, and golden-hour light
Authorized review · 48 hours after access

Web application security review

Buyers search “penetration test.” This is the usable version: one live application, frontend plus auth plus API, a severity-ranked report, and one free retest. $2,400. $1,200 to start. The 48-hour clock starts when access works.

Night desk with a printed severity report, a laptop showing an abstract application, brass lamp, and moonlight
Internal work · 7–10 days after access

One Lane — operations automation

Not ChatGPT booking. The Friday report, the invoice chase, the form-to-CRM copy. $3,500 once for one named job. Extra lanes quoted.

Night back office with a checked weekly list, invoices in a tray, brass lamp
Always-on cloud workstations in a dark luxury operations room with violet and cyan light
The teammate · not the product

Grok and ChatGPT already exist. They still cannot finish the booking.

Named teammates with a cloud computer: research, drafts, routines, computer use. Access rides SuperGrok Heavy, Cursor Ultra, or Teams Premium. I do not resell those seats. Without a Business MCP they still cannot open Jobber. I set the first handoff after the doorway is live.

  • Buy the MCP first if the AI cannot see your real tools.
  • Does not answer the business phone. That is the receptionist.
  • Does not replace a converting website. Pretty AI on a weak page burns ads.
What you pay me for

Business MCP ($3,500–$14,000 once). One Lane ($3,500 once). Security review ($2,400, half to start). A quoted website and the receptionist ($8,000 once) when the page or the phone is the leak.

What runs after

Hosting on the site. Twilio and voice on the phone. A small VPS for the doorway (~$15–40/mo). Claude, ChatGPT, Grok, and Cursor stay on your subscriptions. No required retainer to me.

What you don't pay

No mystery cart for the website. No per-seat MCP tax. No required Discord or Telegram bot. I do not resell Grok or Cursor seats.

Before you pay

Buy the job you already know.

If a customer should finish in ChatGPT, start with Business MCP. If one back-office job repeats every week, start with One Lane. If one web app needs a written look, start the review. The site and the phone are quoted when those are the leak.

Check fit first
01
ChatGPT

Look Up is $3,500. Desk, which can book or take a qualified request, is $7,500.

02
One job

Name the invoice chase, Friday report, or form copy. $3,500 once, in the tools you already pay for.

03
The app

One web application. $1,200 starts the review. The report is due 48 hours after access works.

04
The leak

If the page or the phone is the problem, I quote the site or the receptionist instead of forcing one of the three.

Business MCP

Let customers book, pay, and schedule from ChatGPT.

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Look Up
$3,500
one-time
  • One system: CRM, Jobber, calendar, or a structured sheet
  • Customers can ask hours, availability, and status. You still click the write
  • Works in ChatGPT, Claude, Cursor, and Grok
  • Written rule sheet + owner walkthrough
Buy $3,500

45-day fix-it guarantee — if it breaks, I fix it. Refund policy

Desk
$7,500
one-time
  • Two systems that pass work (chat → CRM → calendar or checkout)
  • Customers can book, pay, and leave a message under your rules
  • Refunds and cancellations stay in an approval queue
  • First customer path + staff handoff in ChatGPT / Claude / Grok
Buy $7,500

45-day fix-it guarantee — if it breaks, I fix it. Refund policy

Floor
$14,000
one-time
  • Up to five systems and a written ops manual
  • Customer actions plus staff permissions: who can ask the AI to do what
  • Shared review queue + workspace install
  • Best when the shop and the public share the same doorway
Buy $14,000

45-day fix-it guarantee — if it breaks, I fix it. Refund policy

Your monthly cost after deployment: The doorway runs on a small VPS in your account (~$15–40/mo). ChatGPT, Claude, Grok, and Cursor stay on whatever the customer or you already pay. No required retainer to me.
After-hours boutique front desk with a glowing phone answering itself
AI Receptionist

Replace the front desk. Keep the phone ringing.

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AI Receptionist
$8,000
one-time
  • Full voice receptionist deployed on your number
  • Google Calendar + Gmail + Twilio integrated
  • Custom voice and personality
  • Multi-location capable
  • Optional HubSpot CRM sync
Buy $8,000

45-day fix-it guarantee — if it breaks, I fix it. Refund policy

Your monthly cost after deployment: Required recurring costs you pay directly: a Twilio phone number, per-minute call usage, and xAI voice usage — all billed to your accounts at provider rates. No required SaaS subscription to me. Typical small-business volume runs well under what one missed booking is worth.
AI Receptionist pricing guide See the dedicated pricing page for plan comparisons, ownership math, and when a cheaper option is enough.

Telegram and Discord product pages remain as legacy archive (historical Stripe SKUs). Grok Bot and Muse cover that surface. They are not acquisition offers.

Enterprise Slack

Still on Slack as the workplace? That deployment stays buyable.

Slack AI Agent — Enterprise

The team-grade deployment. Your whole company gets agents that share context with your channels.

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Solo · 1 model
$3,000
one-time
  • Pick one agent: Claude, Codex, or Grok
  • Full Slack workspace install + channel routing
  • Hand-deployed onboarding call
  • Best for teams piloting one workflow
Buy $3,000

45-day fix-it guarantee — if it breaks, I fix it. Refund policy

Multi-Agent · 3 models
$6,000
one-time
  • All three agents — mention any of them anywhere
  • Per-channel sticky agent + image generation + live web search
  • Audit-friendly logging
  • Best for cross-functional teams (eng + sales + ops)
Buy $6,000

45-day fix-it guarantee — if it breaks, I fix it. Refund policy

Your monthly cost after deployment: Runs on a small VPS in your account (~$15–30/mo for team-sized usage). No required SaaS subscription to me. Slack's own per-seat fee continues to apply at your existing plan.
Optional after launch

AI Operator Care

For owners who want me watching the system after it is live. Your deployment still belongs to you; this is optional management, improvement, and update time.

Ask about monthly care
Operator Care
Up to 8 hrs/month
$1,500/mo
  • Monitoring, minor fixes, prompt and rules updates
  • Usage-cost review and monthly health report
  • One owner review call each month
Best for one deployed agent that is already live.
Operator Growth
Up to 16 hrs/month
$3,000/mo
  • Everything in Operator Care
  • One small workflow improvement each month
  • Quarterly model/tool upgrade pass plus team office hours
Best for phone, Slack, or multi-surface deployments.
Provider costs stay separate: OpenAI, Claude, Twilio, VPS, Slack, Cursor/xAI, and other usage still bill directly to your accounts at cost.

Custom workflow not in the menu?

Send me the workflow and I'll quote it directly — usually within the same range as the standard tiers, sometimes lower if it's narrower than the standard scope.

Secure Stripe checkout · Onboarding scheduled after purchase · You own the code + credentials · One-time payment · 45-day fix-it guarantee